Press
Materials for journalists and institutional contacts.
Company
Principal
Christopher Karl Neitzert
Founder, Engineer, Managing Director
Christopher Neitzert is a Berlin-based technologist and the principal of Creative Mayhem. He has been building, breaking, and securing the systems behind other people's products since 1990.
Earlier roles include senior posts at Razorfish (pre-IPO), infrastructure work at Grand Central Communications, which Google acquired and rebranded as Google Voice, contributions to network redundancy architecture covered by WIPO WO2003090106 (Method, Apparatus, and Computer Program Product for Redundant Network), keeping Redfin running through a datacenter fire, and security work for Scandinavian airlines and FinTech (SAS, Försäkringsgirot, Swish).
From 2019 to 2025 he served at Ericsson in R&D IT security, most recently as Product Development Leader for IT Security, and contributed to a product-security culture program reaching thousands of engineers across the company. He is the author of multiple internal security trainings, including “Identity + Consent = Privacy and Trust” and “Disaster Avoidant Data Centers and Disaster Recovery.”
His current work focuses on local-first AI infrastructure: rAIdio.bot (coming to Steam in 2026; EU trade mark on file with EUIPO, application 019351103), Memescreamer (the autonomous media pipeline behind Doomscroll.fm), and Sortalizer (resale automation).
Products
- rAIdio.bot — Local AI music studio. Runs on your GPU. Coming to Steam.
- Doomscroll.fm — Autonomous 24/7 broadcast. AI-produced news, music, commentary.
- Sortalizer — AI-assisted resale listing automation. Multi-provider consensus pricing.
Brand assets
Creative Mayhem brand assets (mark, wordmark, product logos) are available on request. Contact info@creativemayhem.com with subject line “Press, assets” and we will send the relevant high-resolution files. Logos may be used in editorial coverage without prior permission, provided the marks are not modified and color integrity is preserved. For commercial use, contact the same address.
Links
- GitHub: https://github.com/CreativeMayhemLtd
- Doomscroll.fm broadcast
- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/neitzert
- Personal: https://www.neitzert.io
Media requests
Need anything not listed here — a high-resolution headshot, longer bio, fact-check on a specific claim, or a quote — email info@creativemayhem.com with the deadline and we aim to respond within one business day.